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What would yours be? (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 54 minutes ago

A katana and a big desktop computer

[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 hour ago

Bong and blow lighter

[–] Mastengwe@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago

Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Glasses (missing)

Extra large toilet roll

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

A crop top and a library card

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

silicone-based lube, and a laptop

[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 hour ago

Did your parents steal your foreskin?

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 3 points 6 hours ago

A lotta pills and a big fucking cup of water.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Dog and guitar.

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

A laptop and a Swiss army knife.

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Ibuprofen and paracetamol/acetaminophen

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

~~Quest 2~~ Steam Frame and a couple ounces of some good kush.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let's jiggle!

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

I guess I'll take the red dancing shoes and action bills, then. Also pills. Lots of pills

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 hours ago

Linux laptop and large mug of green tea

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 21 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

A multi-tool and a first aid kit.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

A knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which...

[–] phx@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Coffee cup (half full), laptop

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Did the coffee cup start out as half full, or is it halfway consumed?

[–] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago

Sandles and a strip of acid

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Laptop and bag of dice for D&D

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