It'd be really hot in that spot.
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And soon after, every other spot. (But still not as hot as the first spot)
Ok, can that be my house please thank you
Like in a giant ball?
Can you imagine? Imagine the flares that would cause!
Won't somebody think of the economy!?
A giant ball like the Sun
You could just watch the video...

My first thought was Make sure Spiderman is busy elsewhere before you try to harness the power of the sun in the palm of your hand.
This would basically describe the working principles of Death Star from Star Wars.
Starkiller base, I'd suggest, rather than the Death Star.
Liquid hot MAGMA
Nature’s trivection oven.
The sun is indeed a giant laser
*deadly
and if memory serves, *lazer
That one is excusable though, since it is laser and not lazer.
Fair, long time since I’ve watched that
a plasma beam.