Two things I've learned from the kink scene are: 1) adherence to a beauty standard is neither necessary nor sufficient to have a great time 2) how much crisco it takes to put most of a baseball bat into a dude (~10 oz).
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2025
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Wouldn't it depend on the dude for how much is needed. And why not an actual lube? Like a silicone one as recommended??
Oils and greases are lubes, they're just not good to use with latex. And crisco is a food, and it's generally safe to put in either end. The bat didn't come with balls, so there was no pregnancy risk for him, so no latex barriers were used. Crisco comes in 16 oz cans, so an long as you have that much, you're probably good to go for a wide range of objects and bodies. Of course, work with the recipient to ensure it's enough during the scene. It wasn't their first rodeo and there was some other prep involved.
I thought there were other considerations not just the latex part. Still not the most horrifying part to think about in that
Splinters??? OW
Aluminum. But I could see well maintained and sealed wood for a different sensation.
Then there's the they find you attractive but you don't find them attractive
For so much of my life that seemed to be the case
That implies that people find me at all, which is wrong.