They were all ghosts.
The Shitpost Office
Welcome to The Shitpost Office
Shitposts processed from 9 to 5, with occasional overtime on weekends.
Rule 1: Be Civil, Not Sinister
Treat others like fellow employees, not enemies in the breakroom.
- No harassment, dogpiling, or brigading
- No bigotry (transphobia, racism, sexism, etc.)
- Respect people’s time and space. We’re here to laugh, not to loathe
Rule 2: No Prohibited Postage
Some packages are simply undeliverable. That means:
- No spam or scams
- No porn or sexually explicit content
- No illegal content
- NSFW content must be properly tagged
If you see anything that violates these rules, please report it so we can return it to sender. Otherwise? Have fun, be silly, and enjoy the chaos. The office runs best when everyone’s laughing.... or retching over the stench, at least.
This is such a great story premise. The Spirit Halloween employees are tortured spirits that only get to interact with the mortal plane to work as retail employees one month a year.
They get loaded up into pods and shipped back to the head office until next season. This keeps turnover rates extremely low, but hiring opportunities are minimal.
And you don't want to know what happened to the last one. Defrost rot is a terrible thing to witness.
Also Spirit Halloween on nov 1st