hey wait a minute
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Now THAT is love, she thought of everything
The last bout of explosive diarrhea you'll ever have.
Wait for it...
Wait for what? Finding out your sweetie isn't a brilliant wit, and is in a dangerous doofus mode of being, and you need to open all the windows?
I hope that's an intelligent sweetie, having a laugh. Not pathetically malicious or dangerously stupid.
You won't even have to wash the dishes afterwards!
For the insurance?