Women should suck women's breasts
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2025
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Everybody should suck women's breasts.
Men should also get a prostate massage every month to reduce their risk of prostate cancer
Combine the two to save time.
Or at least cum 21 times a month.
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Women get to breastfeed their babies in public and everyone else is the asshole if they have a problem with it.
But when I get breastfed by a woman in public, suddenly it's "lewd conduct" and "indecent exposure". Baby privilege is real.
Vile fucking ageism.
Edit: oh, so I should only be able to make a child suck on my nipples in public, and not a consenting adult? I'm discriminated against because I'm not a pedophile? Monsters.
If my buddy's hungry and I got a snack in my tits it'd be rude not to share.
Exactly.
That is completely degenerate and you should feel a deep sense of shame.
At least be polite and stick to jerking off in the empty subway cars like the rest of us.
Or at least the mostly empty ones. Juet don't whip it out if there's more than three people.
I totally agree actually.
Its just as illegal for a baby to suck on ripples in public as an adult- its just not a crime minors can be charged for.
Woman should suck on my breasts so they can floss their teeth on my nipple hairs and prevent gum disease.
Only men? :’((
We should stage a protest. I'll be in Sacramento later this month.
Anyone should have titty sucking privilege
But remember, and this is aimed at just you but everyone, it is titty sucking privlage not titty sucking right