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[–] commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

That's why the optimal move is to dislike all animals - that way you cant have your personality be read from various animal related biases by Twitter users

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Babies can't slash the shit out of you for invading their space like a cat can

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A toddler can absolutely fuck your shit up while having no understanding of the harm they're causing and smiling in your face. There's a psychological element with the sleep deprivation they spent 1+ years putting you through as icing on the cake.

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[–] biotin7@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like a lesson in vanity & superiority complex. She has it in spades

[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Fully Agreed, honestly

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I have cats but I can’t even control my golden retriever

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

They might just hate the mind controlling parasites they carry that they use to pacify their prey including humans since it can kill our unborn children and it infects 1/3 of all humans... That doesn't actually sound like consent now that I think about it

Toxoplasma gondii

[–] oascany@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes cat's do indeed fuck, infact they have Barbs or Spine's on their penis to make withdrawals impossible and remove any consent from the female and prevents her from mating with anyone else, glad you asked:

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

prevents her from mating with anyone else

Don't forget to add, the female literally cannot orgasm without having the vagina torn, and in felines ovulation does not happen without the orgasm. (brought to you by horrified recollection of facts from a vet a few dozen years ago, so take with a grain of salt)

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[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's true. We've literally seen the same humans who abuse humans abuse cats, or at the very least not care about their consent.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I don't like cats because the feel gross. I feel an invisible layer of fur and grime on my hands after I touch them, I have to wash my hands after. Yuck.

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