Fuck, they're onto me.
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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To be paranoid nowadays is just being aware you're under constant government and corporate surveillance for their profit/political gain.
What used to be schizophrenia, is now just everyday life.
Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you.
Shit, I remembered it wrong!
Just because you remember doesn't mean... I, what was I talking about?
Just because they're after you doesn't mean you're not paranoid.
This is mean, no one is in your house you guys! I know because I'm always watching.
What's your wifi password? My cell service isn't getting through your walls well.
It's true, he's always at your house. It's weird.
That's what I was afraid of! 😱
We know. We know.
me reading this on the shitter: 😳
In The Dresden Files, He Who Walks Behind could be immediately behind you, even if your back is to a wall (such as it presumably is when you're using the restroom).
A pooping partner yay
Usually you have to pay a lot of money for that.
I know
You are your own entourage