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[–] philosloppy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Jerry Seinfeld is a washed up comedian, who cares what his opinions on international geopolitics is???

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What a trash human being. I hope somebody leaves a burning cross in his yard.

[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

No one knows where he lives because Americans don’t care about him, he’s so irrelevant that he’s pushing shit out because he’s trying to be in the media… he and Drumpf can be pedophiles together and fuck off!!

FREE PALESTINE!!!! 🖕🏼🖕🏼

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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Remember when his show had an episode where a minor pursued Ellen? What did the show mean by that?

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He's got enough money to retire in luxury forever. Why is he still trying to be relevant? Fucking egomaniacs will be the end of us all.

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Bet you won't say that at a clan rally, they looove jews

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Man now I can’t watch Seinfeld anymore? Why people got to do this?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Because some people are jerks who don't want better people to enjoy life. Especially out of touch billionaires like Seinfeld.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah you can, just remember Larry David and the other writers who actually made it good.

Edit: and the cast! So many iconic performances.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

This guy needs rotten tomatoes thrown at him everywhere

[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Queue clip of Jimmy gervais, telling all of those Hollywood idiots to take their little Grammy and stfu because they know nothing about the real world.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Add this to his bitching about no one finding him funny anymore when his humor hasn't changed since '86. He's just trying to stave off irrelevance. The last great thing he did was a movie about bestiality (BEEstiality).

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

KKK is not.

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