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[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Of course Jerry of course. Israel is still a terrorist state. Bye.

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[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (4 children)

What a trash human being. I hope somebody leaves a burning cross in his yard.

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[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Jerry had more worthwhile things to say back when he had a show about nothing.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

This guy needs rotten tomatoes thrown at him everywhere

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

He's a rich NYC Jew, running with rich NYC Jews. Who expected him to say anything else?!

“Because they can come right out and say, ‘We don’t like Blacks, we don’t like Jews.’ OK, that’s honest.'”

I dunno. I like my racists honest, not hiding behind dog whistles.

[–] jouhija@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 days ago

And dated a teenager when he was 38... Wonder how young he went for behind the scenes? Epstein list material, perhaps, considering he's a fascist sympathizer already

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[–] kinther@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

You might be too old for him.

[–] hypna@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He's a comedian. Is this a joke? How can someone honestly think this?

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Delusional billionaire with a persecution complex.

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[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 days ago

Who, oh ya that soso comedian that got lucky with a tv show about nothing.

Useless twat.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Remember when his show had an episode where a minor pursued Ellen? What did the show mean by that?

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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Bet you won't say that at a clan rally, they looove jews

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

He's got enough money to retire in luxury forever. Why is he still trying to be relevant? Fucking egomaniacs will be the end of us all.

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