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Armed drones to be deployed at schools to stop mass shooters (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Wilshire@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I saw Chopping Mall! I know how this ends.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gonna be some ED-209 moments.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 1 week ago

Too bad about Kenny, eh?

[–] courval@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"New Challenge Unlocked!"

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