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Anon hires a goth chick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago (8 children)

I have never fucked a woman but I fucked my first man at 29. Does that make me virgin?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 months ago

Nah any sex is losing your virginity

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll take it in another direction from the other responses and just say: people give too much of a fuck about this idea of virginity.

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I'd say 'no', if you think it's fine to call it 'fucking', you're definitely not a virgin anymore. It's always subjective, though, some people think it's only 'sex' if it's p and v with at least one orgasm. Feels fucked up to validate the kinds of people who think 'soaking' makes sense in any way, but when you start considering lesbians, the subjectiveness becomes quite apparent.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

From Oxford:

physical activity between two people in which they touch each other’s sexual organs, and which may include sexual intercourse

It's not complicated, whether you're doing manual stimulation, oral stimulation, or penetration, it's all sex. Any other definition is trying to justify some behavior you feel would be inappropriate if labeled as "sex."

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

That "Goth" chick just rinsed this dude to watch her perform a dance.

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