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cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/32586155

i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Elon stumbles into office: "Why is the app updating so damn often" *throws random Hitler Salute*

Lead engineer, seeing him and his family being evicted and living under a bridge before his inner eye: "Uh, that's because we improve the code so fast"

Elon, throwing another Hitler Salute: "Cool."

[–] tfm@europe.pub 2 points 3 months ago

That made my day

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"0.987 Patch Notes: Update to the patch number from 0.986 to 0.987... that is all"

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 20 points 3 months ago

My favorite: fix typo in the release notes.

[–] Decq@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Release buggy piece of shit, constantly fix bugs and introduce new ones, see we are better than the rest! Profit??

Of course this comes from the man who still uses line of code as a metric of a good developer. So everything he says about engineering is completely worthless.

[–] tfm@europe.pub 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everything he says about anything is worthless

[–] Decq@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No no, if he would call himself an incompetent sack of shit he would be completely correct! Though it would hold no information no.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 6 points 3 months ago

He would be correct, but it's information we already knew, so it's still worthless.

[–] tfm@europe.pub 1 points 3 months ago

That would be a paradox. Not possible. (Especially in this case)

[–] guy@piefed.social 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So Grok has a shit ton of bugg fixes?

[–] tfm@europe.pub 8 points 3 months ago

"bug fixes" which introduce new bugs

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Imagine thinking pushing 25 updates in 2 weeks is a good thing.

Way to make it look like you are constantly putting out fires and fixing undertested code.

Clown operation

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He could also have written: Grok is better because it has more commits and LOC than the others!

[–] Una@europe.pub 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

app upgrades are roughly on par with internal upgrades

WHERE IS THE PROOF FOR THAT CLAIM?

[–] tfm@europe.pub 2 points 3 months ago

Proof? From Elon?

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is this when Elon learns about Goodhart's Law?

[–] tfm@europe.pub 1 points 3 months ago

Elon learns?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Clearly AI made that chart, because it's wrong.

[–] tfm@europe.pub 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or made by himself with PowerPoint

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Elon is too high to understand PowerPoint. He would get distracted by the colors.

[–] tfm@europe.pub 2 points 3 months ago

Somebody or something definitely got distracted/confused by the colors in this graph