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cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/32586155

i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Elon stumbles into office: "Why is the app updating so damn often" *throws random Hitler Salute*

Lead engineer, seeing him and his family being evicted and living under a bridge before his inner eye: "Uh, that's because we improve the code so fast"

Elon, throwing another Hitler Salute: "Cool."

[–] tfm@europe.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago

That made my day

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"0.987 Patch Notes: Update to the patch number from 0.986 to 0.987... that is all"

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 20 points 2 weeks ago

My favorite: fix typo in the release notes.

[–] Decq@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Release buggy piece of shit, constantly fix bugs and introduce new ones, see we are better than the rest! Profit??

Of course this comes from the man who still uses line of code as a metric of a good developer. So everything he says about engineering is completely worthless.

[–] tfm@europe.pub 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Everything he says about anything is worthless

[–] Decq@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No no, if he would call himself an incompetent sack of shit he would be completely correct! Though it would hold no information no.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

He would be correct, but it's information we already knew, so it's still worthless.

[–] tfm@europe.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

That would be a paradox. Not possible. (Especially in this case)

[–] guy@piefed.social 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So Grok has a shit ton of bugg fixes?

[–] tfm@europe.pub 8 points 2 weeks ago

"bug fixes" which introduce new bugs

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine thinking pushing 25 updates in 2 weeks is a good thing.

Way to make it look like you are constantly putting out fires and fixing undertested code.

Clown operation

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He could also have written: Grok is better because it has more commits and LOC than the others!

[–] Una@europe.pub 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

app upgrades are roughly on par with internal upgrades

WHERE IS THE PROOF FOR THAT CLAIM?

[–] tfm@europe.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago

Proof? From Elon?

[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Too dumb to do market research or he is intentionally misleading. chatgpt for instance has just a few of the big models, and within those big models they do have updates

[–] tfm@europe.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

You really think Musk cares about these details?

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this when Elon learns about Goodhart's Law?

[–] tfm@europe.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

Elon learns?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Clearly AI made that chart, because it's wrong.

[–] tfm@europe.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or made by himself with PowerPoint

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Elon is too high to understand PowerPoint. He would get distracted by the colors.

[–] tfm@europe.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago

Somebody or something definitely got distracted/confused by the colors in this graph