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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago (4 children)

With that lawsuit money, maybe he'll be able to afford a trench coat that fits.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago

And more booty shorts to show off them stems

[–] frog@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago

Why get a trench coat that fits with the possibility of lawsuit money?

[–] Gigasser@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The guy should spend the money to get some alterations done at a tailor.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

And a fleshlight that can reach his dick.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think most people who work these jobs don't actually give any shits.

[–] Twipped@l.twipped.social 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I worked box office, if two kids in a trenchcoat tried to get a ticket to an R rated film, I would have comped them the ticket just for the lols.

[–] Iunnrais@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Seriously. The effort of actually trying to pull it off would make me play along with it. But if they weren’t actually sitting on another kid’s shoulders and doing their best to pull it off, I’d probably bust ‘em.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

He got that hunter x hunter fit

[–] lime@feddit.nu 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Vincent adultman

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I wonder how he puts his pants on with such tiny arms

[–] frog@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago

My brother gets his wife's help to put on his skinny jeans. I told him to get pants that fit for the sake of his wife.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 months ago
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Grabber arm or he's really flexible. Or the fact he's not wearing pants and wears a trenchcoat shows he doesn't wear pants. Unless you are from the European area and mean his underpants then yeah I bet he can do that with grabbers.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder how he beats his meat.

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably doesn’t need to with all the hotties after him

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

True, I should've thought of that.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I was expecting a plot twist - it's still two kids, but in a skin suit ;) Doesn't work with that anatomy though...