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I read that first one for the missus as " listen for his lechery " and thought I was in for a wild ride.

So like what the fuck happened in the 90s with cosmo

[โ€“] Jaded99@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Karjalan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I legit thought the one on the left was "the wife" until I looked to the right. The sections being under the "wrong" person didn't help either.

~~Obvously that would be fine if they were, but I doubt the people who made this would think that way~~

Edit - after properly reading it, it's more wholesome than I thought it would be.

[โ€“] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[โ€“] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

ie, "Talk to her of anything you would talk of to a man...," "be thoughtful," "Listen for him...," implied: "help him dress," "complement him," "share [your jokes]," etc

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[โ€“] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only thing I can think about is how hot and sticky and sandy and salty and itchy those (cotton?) swimsuits must be after a day at the beach

[โ€“] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I sometimes go into the sea with a cotton t-shirt as protection against the sun, and I have no such annoyances afterwards. It's definitely full of sand and not recommended to bring inside anywhere, but apart from that I have no complaints.

[โ€“] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

To be fair, I am more "aware" than most about what my skin is touching. I only feel comfortable with loose clothing and anything tight aorund my neck (think of turtlenecks or ties) make me feel uneasy. Sunburn turns all of that up to 11 and makes it unbearable for me to wear a salty T-shirt. You have more sun discipline than I, and for that I respect you

[โ€“] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

I'm shocked that the advice to the husbands is to not be a jerk.

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