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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Not saying that he should have to do this -- but I bet he could apply foundation+concealer to cover them up.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

On one hand this guy has a hell of a hobby that seems like it steps on everything else in his life. On the other its amazing dude exists to fuck with normative behavior and policies that exist to keep people down.

[–] Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

Back to wooded areas for you, my friend

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Sail the high seas, friends.

“Ah good, finally have some alone time. Just gotta go put on a full face of caked-on concealer before I can jork it.”

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Thankful for them trying to protect our virgin eyes from the ravages of a dirty word, but the extra letters r n are too triggering, and they've scarred our delicate, snowflake lives. Is there some remedy they can offer to atone for inflicting this trauma on us?

Note to self: Sell realistic masks so adult Brits can watch llama Pr0n.

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I'd be devastated if I couldn't watch pyrn.

[–] Sinatra@lemmings.world 2 points 3 days ago

Pretty soon it'll be illegal to masturbate over anything but a picture of the king.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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