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Sleepiness credit non-transferable between couch and bed (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 8 months ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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A local woman has discovered that her accrued credit in sleepiness does not transfer from her couch to her bed.

Cory Lachlan, 26, made the disturbing discovery when she finally decided to head to bed after getting Netflix’s “Are you still watching?” pop-up for the third time that evening. It was only once she was tucked in all nice and cozy that she learned the harsh truth.

“They say it can’t transfer since I got sleepy in a different geographic region of the apartment,” despairs Lachlan, who lives in a 300 square foot studio. “I tried repeating my work. But once I got to bed, I totally flunked out.” [...]

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[–] Drusas@fedia.io 4 points 8 months ago

Too real for me irl.