But my wheel will be much better. I will start from the center with a very simple skeleton and build on top of it as needed. It will be very modular, elegant and easy to understand. It will be my masterpiece.
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Hmm... How many significant figures of pi was it made to?
Astronomer: “Eh, I guess pi is close enough to 10. Let’s just use that.”
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Hmmm what if this wheel could roll itself? If we use the power of 7 suns we could put ~~AI~~ cocaine in it.
Joke's on you, the wheel was reinvented plenty of times.
So, your plan is to kill people of starvation and sleep deprivation?
Have you ever used wheel-el in emacs? It really sets a high bar.
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Listen here, "bro". "Fine" is well below my standard, ok?? The world wasn't built on "fine", now was it? No! It wasn't! ᶠᶦⁿᵉ ᶦˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ ᶠᶠˢ ⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁻⁻⁻⁻ ⁽ᵗʳᵃᶦˡᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵘᵐᵇˡᵉˢ⁾
Back half of that comment is the start of a Cave Johnson rant.
Sure wheel 7 and wheel 10 were Ok, but wheel 11 is crap.
Not even in programming but I'd have to at least test the wheel see if it's as good as I'm told
But it doesn't conform to every cars specifications! A new standard must be invented!
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