The same „next week“ that already delivered FSD and all the other fictional stuff by Elmo? Anyway, playing Nazi-tunes instead of farts and having a right-hand-twist at navigating is surely this special USP still missing…
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I'm sure this is the USP that will restore sales in Canada!
And this is why I will never buy a Tesla.
Aw, c'mon. There are a lot more reasons not to buy a Tesla than just this.
It is amazing how desperate the goddamn Nazis are to spread their psychotic ideology. Do they not know what happened last time they did this?
honestly, I think we're all in for a rude awakening. there's varying shades of prejudice in the world and we're about to find out who's on which side of the "Nazi" line.
some are obvious, others not so much. I also think there's going to be some more surprises along the way outside of Jewish fascists or self-proclaimed black Nazis.
there was nuance to WW2 that we lost in translation of history because it wasn't part of the narrative the script writers wanted to tell.
All I can hope for is a bloodless transition back to sanity and back to a constitutional republic with a solidification of rights to all citizens including basic human rights as documented by the UN.
Y'all thought we were joking when we called them Nazi-Mobiles. We very much weren't.
Your Cybertruck now identifies as a WWII era Porsche tank.
What guardrails? Grok was intentionally designed without any. Don’t believe me? Go on the website and ask if to generate something awful - it’ll happily comply. Really disgusting way to handle AI.
The most fucked up thing is that Grok does seem to have guardrails — except they're geared towards preventing it from being "too woke"
Yea, that’s actually a more accurate way to phrase it. Ask it to generate something with Hitler and it’ll happily oblige, ask it to generate something supporting trans rights and it’ll block you.
I got banned from Twitter for saying the word "cisgendered."
So they DO know how to build limitations into the software! They've just done it in a fucked up, dystopian way :)
Edit: LOL I asked Grok... Cisgendered is filtered as a supposed slur, while both the R word for the mentally disabled and the hard R word for the pallor-impaired, neither of those words are filtered as slurs.
Par for the course for Apartheid Space-Karen.
Cool, now your Swasticar can have a real MechaHitler to guide you to your next hate rally.
MechaHitler, take the wheel
If it runs over pedestrians on the way there, it's okay it's just cleansing the world of undesirables (like poor people who don't drive everywhere, and Jews)
Of course! MechaHitler Ethnic Cleansing Swasticar! The final culmination of all Musk's technology ventures.
Aren't you guys glad that we dismantled government regulation of businesses long ago? Now we get cars that are racist! Yaaaaaay!
clears throat
blows up a cybertruck
Unfortunately, you've been replaced by AI.
... so, the Cybertruck will blow itself up.
... so, the Cybertruck will blow itself up.
... "just before giving control back to the driver"?
Lmao, when I was a kid I thought we'd have flying cars in the future, but we got racist cars instead...
I want my Tesla to say some really racist, sexist, homophobic, and antisemitic things just before it plows into a group of school children crossing the street.
Don't forget it will turn off FSD a millisecond before you splatter the kids as to prevent Tesla from being at fault.
Frame Shift Drive?
Full (?) Self Driving I'm guessing
Yeah isn't that what they call it? I can't keep track of all the names Elon comes up with to mean this car can drive itself even though it can't.
Damn, I can't short Tesla anymore than I already have.
He's propped up by foreign governments.
Our new AI has dubbed itself 'MechaHitler', we should give it a body to control... (or a few thousand bodies)
basically saying anti-woke AI.
it would be hilarious if someone got grok to replace "anto-woke" with "rascist" and "antifa" with "anti-nazi". maybe then some of those clueless dumb fucks would wake up and see the bullshit around their mouths.
Imagine your car refuses to start because the name on your registration sounds "too Jewish."
I expect we'll see a spate of Jewish sounding motorists getting trapped in the car with windows disabled and exhaust fumes diverted to the inside of the car (even though it's electric; technology finds a way)
You know that over-the-air update facility you all loved?
Errr .. there's a downside.
Adding fuel to burning Teslas. What a brilliant idea.
Just let this brilliant CEO do his thing
Elon Musk: noo don't call my tesla cars swastikars
Also Elon Musk:
don't call my tesla cars swastikars...
... that's reductive, they have so much MORE potential!
One day AI will be so advanced it will recognize that Elon Musk is the only human that matters.
That day is today! The new Grok now queries Elon Musk's twitter feed as a solution to its antisemitic outburst problems.
I'm not kidding, I'm dead serious: https://apnews.com/article/grok-4-elon-musk-xai-colossus-14d575fb490c2b679ed3111a1c83f857
Why does the truck look like a family sized casket?
That is the MOST Pro Semetic thing I've heard!
-The ADL and Chuck Schumer!
If I was a Tesla owner, the only thing I’d want to know is if I could turn Grok off.
As a Tesla owner (from several years ago, before Elon got this bad), I’m not installing any updates until I can confirm they don’t come with MechaHitler.