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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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The manosphere is very normal. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 4 days ago

It must suck being so insecure.

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Maybe the omegas could form a group. Maybe they could call it the omegaverse

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

God I want these chuds to continue to get flashbanged by Omegaverse/ABO content. Going to sleep happy tonight knowing a manosphere-bro is about to find an ABO mpreg fanfic about their favorite CEOs written by a single woman in her 30s and just implode at the idea of women writing that stuff. That and the fact that AI will flag terms like "alpha male" as 18+ 🤭

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

Alpha male is the stereotype of MLM salesman

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I wonder what an Upsilon male is. The Wikipedia gives us more options than I'd expected.

I imagine a phi male is just a bit out of phase with other guys.

A theta male always figures out his angle of approach before beginning something.

A lambda male fails at predictable intervals.

A mu male is just a guy. It may be mean to say it but he's utterly average.

And of course the omega male gets pregnant but not like in a trans way.

Curious what people suspect the other types of males are like.

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[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 days ago

sigma ball lmao

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago

Idk what those terms mean but it seems pretty gay to be comparing your boyfriends like that

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I'm a Psi male because my car tires are always going flat

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[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 days ago

The Myth of the Alpha Male by Pop Culture Detective 31 minutes and 37 seconds https://youtu.be/kpvpadX5mwM

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago

Looks like all you have to do to be an alpha is grow facial hair and wear a suit.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't see fat sack of shit anywhere, so this clearly isn't all men

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[–] klu9@piefed.social 19 points 5 days ago

Oh cool! Now men have Cosmo quizzes, too!

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Which one of these are the ones that can get pregnant again?

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They all look the same except the Harry Potter type.

[–] WhyIAughta@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Omegas are Jewish, don’t be antiseptic.

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

they’re all Doctor Who

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 4 days ago

alphas are shitty spy movie villains, betas are school jocks, deltas are average joes, gammas are Kurt Cobain, omegas are school nerds, sigmas are the 90s school troublemaker

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Idk wtf a "gamma male" is but at least they acknowledge men with long hair now.

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