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Never even saw an ad for it but, then again, who watches ads anymore? Good reviews? Can't trust them, most are bots nowadays.
Just as well, people are so broke they don't want to risk spending money on something they don't know when they can watch a remake of a story they know they enjoy or just don't have money to even go to the movies at all.
Gotta love that capitalist innovation and the "invisible hand if the market" at work.
My favourite thing about movies is that a movie that makes 10million dollars is a flop. It could make 100millions and now we're sad and can only afford to make a cheap remake
Because the movie industry wants money and the tubes keep paying to see these -- and don't pay to see complex, challenging, or odd films
Including the people that make comics like the above.
The biggest hurdle for this movie — and any non-franchise movie for the foreseeable future — is getting people to care about something that isn't based on something they're already familiar with.
from https://www.slashfilm.com/1807986/mickey-17-flopped-box-office-reasons/
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Raul Julia playing Mr Bison was peak cinema, no one can take away from us
Also Peter Weller playing robocop was peak acting. Dude made everyone feel all sorts of emotions just by lip gesticulation
I really want to watch We're All Gonna Die, but there's no way for me to see it and I'd love to support the creators.
ITT: movie opinions based on movie advertisements for the circle jerk instead of seeking movie announcements or even, retroactively, awards/nominations. But I get it, you know what the next Superman is going to be so it's easy to have an opinion on it without seeing it whereas the other half of the movies are original... but risky for your use of time.
Cue complaints about rigged awards stealing from better movies without acknowledging it's a showdown between multiple original movies.
Cue complaints about popcorn pricing as if you're forced to eat popcorn and eat popcorn for every home movie
Cue complaints about gross movie theaters as if this is really about the originality of movies instead of a likely attention span issue
That's a cinema.
It's also a movie theater, and it's not uncommon to omit the "movie" part since they're more common.
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also way too many prequels
I'd love to see a prequel leading to how the hell did Lucius and Narcisa Malfoy got married. How did they date? How did the families get along?
I bet my bottom dollar it was hilarious as fuck
I'm sure Adam Sandler could play Lucius dad
I don't know why people complain so much about this, weren't you like against capitalism and mindless consumption?
If you get one of those apps like HBO or Disney plus, you will have like, a catalogue that last years to watch everything
And about the popcorn? Do you realize you can cook that in your home as well right? Now you don't even need oil, with the air fryers
With the advent of Netflix type apps, you can just do movie nights with your family and friends extremely easy, that's a plus if you don't want to spend so much outside
And if you go the selfhost Route, it's even cheaper
So again why the complains?
No home setup beats the theatre experience for me for most movies
the last 2 days have felt like a remake
This was like so clever. I don't even know why anybody would downvote you.
I mean, I don't think people take in account the role of Hollywood and the imperialist pig dog empire of Yankee land. Hollywood serves a purpose for the imperialist. They push around the artist and tell them to dance for pennies. And everybody's on the casting couch getting fondled by rich men. We live in the world of the lowest common denominator, and as time progresses and the Empire decays, the movies will just turn to shit. These submissive libturds and right wing pigglet Yankees will just keep buying this crap and their children each generation, each iteration will become dumber and dumber Not aware that they are becoming dumber. Most of anything in our society is low-effort slop for premium price. Yankee Land hates art and artist. I do welcome this era though, because for me avoiding subscription services is like walking and chewing gum or shall we say, just taking a shit. It has become a natural process for me. Also, I'm not as distracted as I used to be and so, most of my time is filled with learning new skills. I mean, they should put more effort into movies. That was the whole point. It was to distract us from the horrors of the American reality. I truly do welcome their use of AI in movies. I am an accelerationist in this avenue. Keep on going, bud. See what happens. It is all just slop, absolute slop and I have no intentions of spending money with these people. It has gotten so fucking bad that I dont even pirate anything. Like sitting down with a piece of paper and a pencil drawing is more titillating than going to the cinema. Also, Linux fulfills all of my needs. Why would I ever pay for an operating system that acts like spyware. It's kind of like an indicator telling us that Yankee Land is desperate and running out of tricks funds. Now Yankee Land, I think is somewhat aware of this. And so that's why they're coming for open source. There are angels out there. People that are just doing the good work, you know? It's so easy to just stop watching movies. And, you know, I don't want to think I'm just like a boomer or what not but the movies from back in the day are way better. Hollywood also served the purpose of framing or giving this perception of what American life is like. But now that the veil's been removed and we're like in a depression era and the rest of world sees us as a violent entity, who is a threat to all of humanity... it seems nobody's interested anymore. Like, if you're around a bunch of dildos and you're saying to them, hey, you're getting fucked and they say, well, you're paranoid tinfoil hat, man.... What I'm really trying to say is I'm just excited. I like seeing things fall apart that should fall apart. And what is Hollywood's response? Streaming. Give me a break. Even streaming is terrible. It's so easy and I mean so easy for a refined person who is sophisticated, who desires quality to avoid American propaganda. Anyways, I'm just glad. I'm actually am glad. It's a good thing. It's a very good, very good thing. Death to the Empire. Also, one more thing. I think we fail to recognize the very, very close relationship between the department of defense and Hollywood. Like, even in the military, they have subscription services. We've privatized all of our intellectual property. So, the government doesn't even really own the military equipment. And we're just getting milked, baby. I mean just look at the F 35. It's a piece of shit. Also, you know, the Yankee swung Dick and bullied Europe into increasing its defense spending. Europe was like, okay, and then America was like, now you have to buy my F-35 and they were like, nah, we don't want that subscription shit. I mean everything that these business turdz and soldier boyz do is just coming back to fuck them. I mean, if you've had your ear on the ground long enough and you watch the patterns, it's funny seeing these people look stupid and fail. It's happening. It really is and they're fucking up in all avenues. It's just so goddamn easy to not buy slop. I could stare at the wall and be more entertained. I'm of the persuasion of you just don't have kids, you know. My line is choosing to exit out of existence and I smile at the thought of the American Empire ripping itself apart. My hatred of imperialism is so great. It's so great. 24-7. All day, every day. Every moment that has led up to this to now has been a waste of time. This was always the precipice that we were all going to find ourselves in if you're not a stupid monster. Living in the process is cruel, but what are you gonna do? There won't be angels, I'll tell you that. But there won't be dumb shit either. I embrace the abyss. I lean into it. I dive into it. Head Over Heels. I'd giggle thinking about the Democrat Party. Or Wokeism. Which is basically the establishment co-opting the left-wing people's movements and filling their brains with nonsense getting them distracted with low-level priorities instead of focusing on the fiscal realities of our current situation. America was never a democracy. And what little protections we had are gone now. America is like Disneyland with a mixture of North Korea where you are not allowed to leave and you forgot your wallet. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. When you wish upon a star, it makes a difference who you are. Because when you wish upon a star, you're talking to the sky.