Shitty Superheroes

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This is a spin off from the shitty super powers subreddit.

The idea is to post the most useless and shitty superhero.

You can include his 'special' abilities (which are actually not special or helpful in anyway and actually make it worse) or people can add their shitty abilities in the comments.

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Introducing Captain fucking Cumstain (hilariouschaos.com)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to c/shittysuperheros@hilariouschaos.com

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His power? He can shoot jizz out of his fucking dick like a goddamn firehose. But here's the catch - it's not just any jizz. It's fucking radioactive jizz. So not only does he spray his load all over the place, he also gives everyone fucking cancer.

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[–] TheMoralNarcissit@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He is weak against condoms made of lead.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 months ago

🤣👌🏻