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[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 days ago (6 children)

You doin too much

Love that for you

Why?

Also, you can't stop language from changing. Change is certain. We don't talk like people 100 years ago and that's a good thing.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

My guess is they are used sarcastically/ironically and whoever made the board is sick of hearing them.

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If my kid ever comes home from school with a picture like this I'm having words with the teacher. Let the children have their fun ffs

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

The principal is getting a 3 hour tense but polite discussion on prescriptivism vs descriptivism and he's going to be defending descriptivism whether he likes it or nor and he's going to lose the entire while being simply unable to hangup. This will never happen again.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I hate finna more than all the others.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (16 children)

it's AAVE, not made up, and there's literally no reason why "gonna" should be more legit. it's the exact same construction.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

None of those words will make me like it.

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It’s never gone away!

[–] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

On my list ...

Um

Like

Perfect

Know what I mean?

End of the day.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

It is what it is.

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[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 11 points 2 days ago

Kids are gonna kids

I don't understand what teachers think a "banned words list" is gonna accomplish except being the new target of bored kids/teens

(Unless they're just tired of hearing it, but this isn't a good solution imo)

start listing them out continuously untill you get expelled

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Literally 1984

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Type S? Not an Acura fan?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

How did all of this brain damage manifest itself?

[–] Matteo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Where grimace shake and skibidi shit

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Sweet fresh words. You da bomb, right list of legit dope slang. Boyah!

This list is missing "on my soul", which the illiterate children at my school (who have only ever heard it on snaptok and facegram, and are only poorly parroting it) replace with "oh my SO".

[–] velvetfoot@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

And here I thought that they misspelt 'banal'...

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

On god I have a co-worker named Riz though. Straight bussin’.

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Why are grandmas banned, what did the do

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