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[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 months ago

She has nothing. She does nothing. She just wants to be in the headlines.

[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

welcome to the resistance, Marjorie

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[–] Kinperor@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

This is not a time to get hung up about identity politics, who's red, who's blue. Everyone should scream at the Trump regime that war with Iran is unacceptable and to never bring it up again.

There will be time for bickering afterwards about details, but right now, everyone against this war should circle the wagons.

And everyone not against this war needs to first say no to that war, second pick up an history book about Iraq and Afghanistan.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is that her face?

Is that the sound of fast-approaching leopards?

Is it face-eating season?

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The recurring cycle of MTG deciding she wants more attention.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

It's for OAN. sorry everyone

[–] spacer13@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She's just holding out for more concessions using their marginal bloc

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[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 11 points 2 months ago
[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There's a youtuber I like that uses the term "weaponized autism" but this is more of a "ballistic brain damage" scenario.

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[–] muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I do find it kinda sus that both CNN and fox are advocating for the us to get involved fucking up Iran.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Here’s hoping some of the people in her camp receive the message.

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[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 10 points 2 months ago

Lee Corso in a wig is SO CLOSE to self aware here.

Almost there, cro magnum bad bleach blonde boy bod

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Really odd how her opinions always seem to line up with the Kremlin's

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Feels weird agreeing with her

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'd be worried about what her "solution" is

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[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

She flipped?!?!? wtf is going on? lol I swear I didn’t take drugs on a weekday.

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[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago

Daddy-Don sending military to assist teh joooos

"EvERY ONe IS BRaINWaSHeD! ... except me"

[–] BoycottPro@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

MTG is brainwashed by RT, tin foil hat conspiracy theories and memes from random people. Basically Fox News and NY Post are not crazy enough for her.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

Vomits go, MTG!

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