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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

fun

scary, unsettling

Not always two different things.

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I can honestly say I don't feel the emotion of guilt. I'm not a psychopath. I have a conscience and have a very strong moral compass.

But I don't feel guilty. Just fear of getting caught... In fact what I feel most is fear. The only person who I feel happy with is my girlfriend and if she ever breaks up with me it'll probably break me as a man.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But I don't feel guilty. Just fear of getting caught...

That sounds an awful lot like you're cheating on her.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You probably feel that way because you yourself are currently cheating.

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Why do you think it is? Is it a lack of empathy? I feel guilty if I hurt someone because of how hurt they are, which is empathy.

[–] Robotsandstuff@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have no how many people I have killed probably alot wars crazy

[–] sxan@midwest.social 1 points 23 hours ago

Bullets or bombs?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 13 points 1 day ago

nice try officer

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (23 children)

I'm really good at operating vehicles and other heavy machinery while on LSD, it doesn't significantly impair my coordination or reflexes. Delivered pizzas, drove a forklift once, and left more than a handful of underwhelming/unpleasant trip parties without having to wait til I came down. I suspect it's a combination of my particular neurodivergence plus a lot of practice gaming while tripping, hard to prove though.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dude I totally understand. I normally suck at video games but I've played Counter-Strike competitively on 25i before and I swear it turned me into a pro.

All of a sudden I could pinpoint enemies with millimeter precision from the sound of their footsteps alone. It was like having x-ray vision or echolocation, no joke (Shout out to the CS devs for their excellent sound design). My aim was suddenly a lot better too. Headshots were child's play.

Wish I still had gameplay footage but unfortunately this was several PCs ago. It's been a long time since I've fucked with psychedelics cause they don't pair nicely with anxiety (only time I was able play video games on the stuff was when I was drunk too). I was never that good at video games ever again.

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[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I once removed a woman’s leg.

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Was she wearing a prosthehic?

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 7 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure I've read the exact post. Same picture, same title. It was over a year ago. Might have been on reddit, I'm not sure anymore.

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