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is this an encoder

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Is this funny, or is it a useful illustration?

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

Why not both?

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago
[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

People stopped being snobbish about knowing what those words mean about a decade ago. It would be an useful slap on the face of those people back then, but now if it's useful it's only for calming down some random person that know what they mean but isn't confident about it.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I'm so lost. For kids learning to code, I think this image actually might help them understand

[–] sus@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

You can still be snobby by instead insisting on "fold, scan, iterate"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is an encoder

Which one? All the ones I've used just make audio and video; no sandwich. :(

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

you must be the physical embodiment of the map reduce, channeling your inner ingredient to sandwich pipeline. alternatively find a partner who can do it for you. probably tastes better that way.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Of the three sandwiches, only one can be toasted, ergo it is a one hot encoder

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that checks out. Now you're ready for that massively parallel big data (or sandwich?) processing

[–] JuanPeece@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And then you fuck up your asynchronous timing, leaving a race condition where the sandwich has bread on the inside. Oh, and QA can only reproduce sometimes

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 1 points 10 months ago

With mapreduce you should generally have your code written in such a way that that cannot happen. Unless the reduce step is improperly programmed.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago
Sandwich.hs:6:11: error: [GHC-83865]
    * Couldn't match type ‘Bread’ with ‘Cucumber’
        Expected: Bread
        Actual: Cucumber

This wouldn't have happened with Burritos.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 10 months ago

Extract Transform Loaf

[–] dumnezero@piefed.social 4 points 10 months ago

which one is the root for loop?

[–] sturlabragason@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That’s not a tasty sandwich

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing it's vegan? And pepper is the main filling?

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 7 points 10 months ago

No, GNU is the main filling, obviously.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah where the hell is the cheese? How could I, a lactose intolerant; eat a sandwich without the most lactose-dense food in existence?

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Ackshually yellow cheese doesn't have much lactose, see e.g. https://www.lactolerance.fr/blog/en/milk-content-of-dairy-products/