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A member of the Los Angeles Police Department has announced a major career change, saying they have been drafted into the IDF. This comes after the cop was seen on camera shooting Australian journalist Lauren Tomasi.

“They’re a natural,” said a representative for the IDF, “they’ll fit right in, as long as they stop using those rubber bullets.”

“Obviously they need some training for the unique challenges we face. We need to see how they react to humanitarian workers, doctors, kids, Greta Thunberg… I mean terrorists. Terrorists.” [...]

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