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Everything Known About The New ‘Harry Potter’ Series So Far (theonion.com)
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Q: Is J.K. Rowling involved?

A: The author will serve as Executive Producer and Chief Goodwill Destroyer.

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, this one is getting pirated

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Or just move on to something else, and don't give it any attention at all.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If JK is involved in production or writing nah I ain’t even pirating it.

Edit: She is. Fuck HBO. Fuck JK.

Representatives from HBO also stated that “J.K. Rowling has a right to express her personal views.”

“We will remain focused on the development of the new series, which will only benefit from her involvement,” the statement read. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jk-rowling-harry-potter_n_6740bef0e4b078cce4af22b6

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Right? I just know she's gonna pull some Heathers Reboot shit.