No reason at all, don't worry about it!

Because I'm the assman

I started out as Ensign Aggravated and rose through the ranks.

I'm a squirrel

Well, obviously Quentin Callaghan isn't my real name. I got this from some online American name generator.

That is literally my name. I was never first with that name on any internet service thing so it was a novelty to name myself that.

I got mine from that website childish gambino got his, forgot the website.

It's my initials.

I had the intention of dropping in on those 'is it octopodes or octopuses' debates with 'um, actually it's octopeople'. Only I got tired of the joke after the 2nd or 3rd time so there you go.

it's my actual name, foolishly enough lol

I'm looking for love

I get mad sometimes

My favourite track from the Journey OST by Austin Wintory was titled 'Apotheosis' and I wanted to understand its meaning. I adopted this username as a nod of respect to the game and its soundtrack because of its profound impact on my life.

Wanted to be as unknown as possible on gamefaqs lue board 20 years ago and i have kept it ever since

I randomly created it about 25yrs. ago when I was first hanging out on message boards, and I just stuck with it.

Because analogies are the spice of life.

The thought of it was funny to me.

It was my only non-bot account on this instance which only existed to create communities. My main account's instance closed down so I made this my main.

I haven't posted in !totallynotrobots@lemmy.world which I really should do as it's the perfect username for that community.

Because I'm a god in a photon. I am omnipresent for thee. 🐊✨

Random noun generator

I'm a male of Cajun decent who likes tea and gravy.

Because I saw some stupid movie 22 years ago.

Vaguely references who i am and I have been using it for a couple years

Because I'm certain I'm a Ten and what's not to like about tea? But really, all caffeine is good caffeine, and only my partner is giving me a ten on a really good day!

Because I like Doctor Who, and it's just wrong enough in German that it's never really taken by anyone.

My username is a portmanteau of words siivu and viipale which are two different types of slices. I'm not sure if English differentiates these two types of slices but siipale is something between those two or both at the same time.

Anyway, in addition to being an interesting portmanteau my username sounds similar to sopuli so it's a perfect fit for Lemmy.

I am a person that refuses to contain my emotions while gathering entertainment and culture.

Because I discovered the Greenday album with the same name as a teenager about the time my family got the internet and also I gave a sleeping disorder. And I’m too lazy and uncreative to think of another.

My nearly 2m slender cousin "gifted" it to me when we were first time at a internet cafe playing CS. 20 years later I'm still using it and now it fits my body too^^ btw it means fat, thick person

I should have been born on Krynn

My original gamer tag on Xbox was gameknight named after the Minecraft book series then when I moved to pc the name stuck around for a little bit on steam and eventually I wanted a silly placeholder name so it was SeñorFlipFlop.

Well the most temporary fixes are often the most permanent solutions and with the exception of discord all my usernames now are some variation of flip flop with my gta rockstar name being Flippy-Flopp and planet side being FL1P1E5FL0P