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Most chicks don’t know how big 5.5” is.
or how tall 6 feet really is either.
Most women want neither, tbh. I think the internet has curated an extremely skewed perspective on what women want thanks to the manosphere. If you move into female-centric circles on the internet and listen to how we talk about men and what we want, it is a completely different solar system from the one the manosphere has perpetuated online the past few years.
I for one, was absolutely obsessed with Joey Jordison (RIP, king) when I was a teenage girl.
Actually, come to think of it, Joey was pretty much the female fan favourite when it came to Slipknot. I have no recollection of any girl making lust posts and pictures of Mick, but Joey? Holy shit. Every MySpace and fan page was plastered with pictures of Joey back in the day. He had that passion that is very attractive. In interviews he would always be talking about the music in this passionate, slightly awkward tone that makes him attractive to a teenage girl. The others would be goofy or a bit full of themselves when they were talking in interviews, but Joey was always about the music and the fans. So humble, so focused on his art. They lost their soul when they kicked him out of the band.
Dude got MS and became lame in his legs with a 10% chance of regaining mobility and he was like "absolutely not" and worked his ass off and got back on his feet and played the drums until MS killed him. What a man.
You heard it here first, it's not about your dick size, it's about how you talk about your multiplatinum records.
Jokes aside, one of the many things that attracted me to my boyfriend was his passion for his hobbies. He has the same eagerness and dedication to his interests and it is very endearing and motivating to be around someone like that.
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most chicks don't even have one, they shouldn't be judging dick sized
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To anyone feeling self-conscious about their dick: My wife's best friend was with a guy for years who had a 3 inch dick, and he was overweight. From what I was told, she enjoyed sex with him quite a bit, it was the rest of the relationship that was awful.
My take from this: you can have a small dick, just don't be a big dick.
Statistically smaller equipment usually translates to developing other skills and being more giving in bed.
Sex is about more than just your dick.
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I'm 6'4 with a 6 inch wang and I was always kind of pissed that I didn't get a love muscle that was proportional to my height, until I saw multiple sources saying average is 5.5 inches. With average male height being around 5'10 this actually makes my crotch missile almost exactly proportional to my height, based on the averages. So guess I can't complain.
Dude I'm rocking 6.5 on a real hard day, and it's going fine.
More than that is for porn, and don't get me wrong I do like seeing it, but everyone I've talked to has actual human feelings and doesn't like being hurt. Giant dongs hurt.
You also have a gnarly tight sick username, kudos
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Once knew a 6'5ish dude who had a 4 inch tool. I don't how he felt about it but I can only assume he had sime struggles because of societal norms.
Isn't the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong's are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.
It's a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I'm sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.
If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won't wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don't care if you look or that you are a slut.
because you used a gorilla as a reference, they actually have tiny dicks. so little in fact, that King Kong dick might be in the fuckeable realm
no, you can't unlearn that, I tried
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