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JD Vance to Americans: Get Off Tinder and Have a Baby (gizmodo.com)

submitted 4 months ago by BrikoX@lemmy.zip to c/usa@midwest.social

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The vice president has some advice for young Americans.

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[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

Cool, so we’re going to file anti-trust suits against matchgroup, right..?

[–] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

population collapse is, honestly, a big problem and will increase / be drastic in 1-2 decades when it fully hits.

...so make everything about having a child (housing, child care, food, healthcare) cheaper.

ffs

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[–] Envy@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago

Wish in one hand, fuck a couch in the other, see which one fills up first

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

He could just lie. He could say all the right things his base wants to hear about how things are unaffordable and how they're going to fix it. He could grand stand about how Trump is going to make babies great again or something.

But he just says dumb shit instead. Truly the blind leading the blind.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I would like to see Vance try another conservative dating app that will not crash and burn by having a million men and five women. Please make it happen

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 4 points 4 months ago

Americans: No.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Couches can't get pregnant JD

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

This guy is tone deaf.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago

Nah, we're on a birthstrike

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Why have a pudgy little baby when there’s always one on your TV next to the President?

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

I'm single... (also not American, but that's besides the point).

[–] Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org 1 points 4 months ago

That works both ways. "Get off Grindr and stop fucking couches."

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Thanks America, for putting absolute psycho pieces of shit in charge of our lives.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

But the Nazis HATE babies

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