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[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In case anyone is curious, I used the Lambert cylindrical equal-area projection.

C4, if the Pacific is always said to be huge then I feel it's a good place to pick

[–] sockman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if it lands in Greenland?

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It can't. Kosmos 482's orbital inclination keeps it between 52 degrees north and south latitude, so it won't land near the polar regions.

[–] Notso@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

The US will occupy Greenland to protect it from further russian spacecraft attacks.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 4 points 1 year ago

V1, probably killing all the plants I'm trying to grow.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

G1.

The first strike on DC from beyond the grave.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I'll take G2 and hope the US president's residential hellhole is wiped off the map.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, the "Achievement get! Return to Sender" scenario.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

huh, I didn't notice there were two Q1s on the map.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

...

I have no idea how that happened. Thanks for pointing it out.

Edit: Fixed.

Original for Posterity

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Kosmos 482 probe, a relic from the first Space Race, crashed harmlessly into the Indian Ocean west of Jakarta, Indonesia at 2:24 a.m. EDT (6:24 a.m. GMT), the Russian space agency Roscosmos announced on Telegram.

From https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/news/soviet-spacecraft-kosmos-482-crashes-back-to-earth-disappearing-into-indian-ocean-after-53-years-in-orbit

So my guess would be it hit R4 or S4, maybe?

(For clarity, my initial guess was V1 purely to spite me)

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

So my guess would be it hit R4 or S4, maybe?

The Orbital Police Officer has spoken: https://bsky.app/profile/planet4589.bsky.social

My own plot of the final orbit, showing the Roskosmos estimate of the path between reentry and impact in purple. I guess that Kosmos-482 SA reentered somewhere along this track between India and the ocean south of Australia.

It doesn't look southwest enough to have hit R4. Looks like mostly S4, maybe extending a bit into S3 or R3.

@spicyspaceelephant@lemm.ee, I think you were closest!

[–] burble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

D1, breaking in half to cleanly knock out out Kuiper and Starlink production near Seattle

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Hope it lands on my head.
M1

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

You betcha. Mark me down for the return to sender though, please!

[–] spicyspaceelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago
[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

v6 (totally not because i want it to happen)

[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago

H2

You always end up in Bermuda...

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago
[–] Blan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Has to be P3

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago