this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

Are mustards in America classified by their colour instead of French, Dijon, English, Blow-Off-The-Top-Of-Your-Head, etc?

[–] Djinn_Indigo@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're labeled by type; one of those types happens to just be called "yellow." It's smooth and vinegary. Good on hot dogs and burgers.

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[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

No, yellow mustard is the cheap standard stuff. The rest exist in NA too.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not american, but in america I'm pretty sure mustard is just yellow dye.

[–] sudo@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are zero artificial ingredients in yellow mustards.

Vinegar, Water, Mustard Seed, Salt, Tumeric, Paprika.

All the color is from tumeric.

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[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It's clearly rated according to fluorescense.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My work wallpaper includes a picture of a product called 8 HOT DOGS IN BRINE that @Trilobyte@feddit.uk posted a few weeks ago

[–] Trilobyte@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Soon everyone shall know about a product of the gods known as 8 HOT DOGS In Brine

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I'm looking forward to someone seeing it. Might have to fake an IT ticket

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Crop to selection in Paint.net: ctrl + shift + x
Set as wallpaper in IrfanView: ctrl + shift + x

Happens to me all the fucking time.

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[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

If Heather is the one using the computer, why is the director of finance writing a support request for her? Or did she actually write it herself, using the name of the director?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Director of Finance: "Heather, why haven't you finished that finance report I asked for?"

Heather: "Uhhhhh, well. My screen has a picture of mustard on it? Sooo I couldn't do it?"

DOF: "That's ridiculous. Did you call IT?"

Heather: "Ummm, yeah, sure, but you know, they said they'd get around to checking it out."

DOF: "That won't do, I'll contact them for you, they'll listen to me on account of how important I am" (desperately hopes you acknowledge his "account" pun)

Heather: "Oh, well, okay boss, thanks" (dammit I don't wanna do that fuckin report)

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

What? Lmao

Heather told her boss and her boss is contacting IT

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

Heather is probably a nepo baby and cant send an email.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This calls for some old-school fuckery.

The Website is Down

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

She make the directors mad, but somebody's gotta do it

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago
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