Who is the OG absolute unit? Is he a royal bodyguard or something? I don't know the backstory.
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That is David Morgan-Hewitt. He was a friend of the queen and manages a fancy hotel, I can't remember which one. My wife has actually met him and reported he's even more enormous irl.
He wanted to eat the queen so badly.
It's impressive that he's capable of standing. I often wonder how ripped the legs of someone this obese would be if they instantly dropped all of their fat and loose skin.
but depending how fast they gained the weight, thier knee joints are destroyed.
Yes. Lot of the obese people i know in their 30s have powder knees.
i had watched the 1000lb sister, and tammys knees were destroyed from the weight being over 600lbs.
They have huge calves I can tell you that!
I reckon he has about two huge calves per day
* Orson Welles angry clap.gif *
He's actually a quadriplegic with an atrophic body ... the bulk of his body is an elaborate machine that helps him to move around.
I mean… the second half is a description of anyone, that’s what all our bodies are.
Speak for yourself, I wouldn't call my body elaborate
Obviously on a day trip from the technodrome.
Fucking craig