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Elon Musk: your new Tesla will drive from the factory floor, to your house 'this year'
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Definitely not into my house, fucker.
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2025
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Do people still care what this turd has to say?
lol they can’t even drive from the factory to the parking lot in their fremont facility.
Factory Floor is in China.
Lies
Next thing they’ll “say it will do your taxes and walk your dog”. Seriously this company is so unserious.
Not if your home is not in USA, your new Tesla will have to pay Tariff and don't know how.
Enough musk spam...
Gotta save that stock price somehow. Activate investor bullshit machine.
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If they even try that it will look like that car chase scene from The Blues Brothers.
Elon Musk: Your new Tesla will get into a serious accident and be totaled before it even gets to your house 'this year' (and you're still liable for it)
Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.
Right... My favorite "promise" so far was the Tesla SpaceX edition (with rocket boosters or microjets or some shit, IDK doesn't make sense) and die-hard fans defending this PR stunt as "the car that might fly".
Everyone: Hey, I've seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!
People still listening to the grifter and his endless promises?
Ha ha ha sure Elon.
Elump will accomplish this not by improving technology or software, but by outlawing any safety regulations that prove inconvenient.
“It’s dirty. Why did you deliver it dirty?”
To your house, through the wall, and into the living room?
Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.
No it won't. I'd never my money on anything supporting that fascist pig.
It better fuckin' not if it knows what's good for it.
Jokes on him I’m never getting one