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I'm so sure that this will happen...

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[–] andallthat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

"it drove right through my kitchen wall. And I hadn't even ordered one!"

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Not if your home is not in USA, your new Tesla will have to pay Tariff and don't know how.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gotta save that stock price somehow. Activate investor bullshit machine.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

The "next year" promise of the year...

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[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

Enough musk spam...

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Factory Floor is in China.

[–] bluedye@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Next thing they’ll “say it will do your taxes and walk your dog”. Seriously this company is so unserious.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When a battered car with a mangled cyclist smashed through your wall

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

If they even try that it will look like that car chase scene from The Blues Brothers.

[–] xxd@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

Everyone: Hey, I've seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 5 points 1 year ago

Elon Musk: Your new Tesla will get into a serious accident and be totaled before it even gets to your house 'this year' (and you're still liable for it)

[–] Yaky@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

Right... My favorite "promise" so far was the Tesla SpaceX edition (with rocket boosters or microjets or some shit, IDK doesn't make sense) and die-hard fans defending this PR stunt as "the car that might fly".

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Ha ha ha sure Elon.

[–] tanpopopper@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 1 year ago

Elump will accomplish this not by improving technology or software, but by outlawing any safety regulations that prove inconvenient.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

“It’s dirty. Why did you deliver it dirty?”

To your house, through the wall, and into the living room?

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 3 points 1 year ago

Announced since 2014

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

It better fuckin' not if it knows what's good for it.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Jokes on him I’m never getting one

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