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[–] scytale@lemm.ee 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

The Rock is younger and technically more jacked, but The Hoff looks bigger than him not just height-wise but frame-wise as well. Even his torso is bigger. Guess which one has it in his contract that he can never lose a fight in any of his films.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I was out angled! OUT ANGLED! Plus he got better lighting

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

A the rock is juiced to the gills

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago
[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The photo that mentally broke the Rock

He's now known as the Pebbles.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago

You beautiful human thank you for making me laugh.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He looks way better here than the last time I saw him shirtless.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Sigh... Can confirm

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 1 month ago

With the burger? LOL

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hasselhoff is twenty years older than the rock, and supposedly an inch shorter at 6'4 lol

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 1 month ago

I always forget how tall hasselhoff is.

[–] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The perspective is a bit misleading. Dwayne is slightly taller that Hoff

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is he? Dwaynes floater looks bigger than Hasselhoff's, because it's slightly closer, while Dwayne is clearly smaller. If you're going by what is publicly listed as their height in google, realize the rock has been lying about his height for quite some time

[–] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

According to this article atleast, 193cm is his actual height. During WWE times he was claimed to be even taller than that. I didn't get the impression here that it's him whose been lying about it.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

TIL I'm 1 cm shorter than the rock.