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Can't a guy just be curious? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

TBF he might just want a pet without risk of finger loss.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 11 points 3 days ago (5 children)

It'll rip your dick off

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 3 days ago

Mmmmm hellllllllll no.

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Rip

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago

The rumors about Troy McClure are true!

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

Eww salmonella dick

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

gives new meaning to upscaling.

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

https://youtu.be/7R_p5iWgob0 how about a frog?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

Hi, I'm Troy McClure!

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

you know what that means!

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