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[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 8 minutes ago)

It's an almost refreshing form of crazy. They may be delusional AF, but at the end of it it just seems to me they want off this terrible capitalist treadmill that consumes us all. I can sympathize.

Really it's less crazy to me at the end of the day than the fact that I, as an American citizen, have contributed materially to turning Gaza to rubble, less crazy than turning Iraq to rubble, less crazy than propping up climate destroying industries for muh' economy.

Less crazy than paying a landlord for the right not to be homeless, less crazy than paying insurance companies who add no value to anything and somehow get to dictate healthcare.

Fuck ya take your feet prints back, nothing but love from me on this one

[–] jumbonipples@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Isn’t this a thing just for the parents?

[–] YungOnions@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago
[–] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When your foot 🦶 touches the paper 📄 it transports you into a parallel universe 🌌 where your bank account 💵 is half of what it should be and you weigh 10lbs 🪨more. This is what they 👿 are taking from you 🤡! Changes are coming! Power to the peephole!

[–] MoistOwlette@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

~~peephole~~ peehole!

FTFY

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Power to the peehole?

Aka Sounding with Voltage

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 26 minutes ago

Peepee go brrrrrrr

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's going to take generations of scribes to decipher this moon speak.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I want this entire transcript in my will, and hope my loved ones try and figure it out.

They're saying that they were brought into the world without their consent and are forced to follow rules they never agreed to.

In principle it is a valid greivance, however they probably got a dui or a divorce or some other legal issue they see as unfair.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'm not entirely certain that our species has generations left.

[–] morgan_423@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll take "What in the Actual Hell Are You Trying to Say" for $1,000 Alex.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is actually a straight forward explanation of what sovcits believe.

The fact that its Incomprehensible unless you dipped head first into the river idiot is a feature for them, not a bug.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

keep posting these, these are good somehow, i couldn't come up with that myself.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh noez, they're going to "still" my inheritance?! Jumpin' jelly beans, Batman – we gotta do something!

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I could feel the brain cells dying as I read this.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doesn't help that their spelling and grammar are shit.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

If you spell the words right, they get control over you!