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Stomach: What the hell, chips again?

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel seen.

"Does it take more time to make and clean up than it does to eat? Yeah, fuck that, I'm not making that for me."

OTOH, also me:

"Family is coming over? Shit! Fire up the kitchen! 8 hours is plenty of time!"

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] cone_zombie@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gosh, did they DRM my grill, so I can only use the proprietary coal?

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Nah, you can use any natural lump, this was just part of the bundle. :)

Next batch will likely be:

[–] bricklove@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is actually how I maintain my weight. I use my laziness to my advantage by only keeping food I have to cook first in the house.

I've lost some weight recently because my oven's thermometer broke and I haven't felt like fixing it so now I can't even heat up tendies and frozen pizzas. People have been asking if I've been working out. Nope, I'm just too lazy to eat

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Hotdogs right out of the package, and bare Kraft Singles slices