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[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

$20 gas gets me much, much, much further than $20 in eating high carb prepared food when riding my bike between point A and B. Not fuel efficient, in fact, energy expensive, but it is over all cheaper than a car if you can handle the potential physical abuse of riding a quarter mile up hill to your house. I did this last year while my car was in the shop, I learned I lived at the top of a hill, in the middle of a valley. Lost around 14lbs in a week just running errands, and I was carb loading like crazy. Carbs, meat, sugars, and tons of water. Riding a bike is all laughs and giggles until you're doing it to get meat and milk to fuel your required errands and despite eating everything in sight you're still losing weight at a shocking pace... They had my car a month, I was able to hold out on most errands until around just before the final week, went from 179, to 165. Kept eating as I felt I needed and was back up to 175 in about a week after getting my car back, and with recent exercise and pushing myself I dropped to 169 while increasing my max weight, it's really only surprising when you find I was 280ish lbs just 6 yrs ago... I digress, bikes are tough on the body.

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[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 23 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

A bicycle gives you freedom of lightweight activities within a few miles of your home. You want to play baritone sax in the band 25 miles away? It's not happening with a bike.

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[–] FMT99@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

But what if i need to commute 600 miles to work and back every day and on top of that once a year I drive a million miles to my vacation home? Checkmate!

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 hours ago

Sorry, a car can't take me across the ocean. From now on, all of my trips will be made by airplane as this is the only vehicle that can cover all of my needs.

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Cuz putting on a raincoat or some warm clothes is too much for these weak ass people.

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

I get the sentiment, but a raincoat isn't enough on its own. Sure, if you've got a 5 minute commute, you can get there quickly and spend minimal time in the rain.

A 20 minute commute in the pissing rain and you will be arriving soaked from head to toe. Not ideal for most. Yeh if you can shower at work then great, but then you've still got wet clothes you need to dry.

I'm very lucky that I have a 5 minute ride to work, all downhill, so unless the weather is biblical, I don't really have an excuse for taking the car.

[–] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I'm very lucky that I have a 5 minute ride to work, all downhill

That ride home though.

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago
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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 hours ago

Because there's no Microcenter in my city.

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 5 points 10 hours ago

I live in rural Norway up in the mountain side. We have wind, snow, ice and rain like hell, and I have ~150 elevation to get to the main road to get anywhere.

... I'm still considering getting a bike for all the mentioned benefits.

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