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[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago

This looks like a Luigi level threat

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Lol! Imagine in 5pm traffic!..

Broom! Broom!

Stop!

Hey! You driving! The university of Phoenix has a degree just for you!

Go!

Stop!

And wells Fargo can help! Our loans are only 8% Apr!

Go!

Stop!

Pah pah pah pah....I'm loving it! At McDonalds we brought back the stegosaur burger! PST! Its actually crock!

Go!..

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

Sounds like the Jeep corporate execs should be charged with all the crimes that result from road rage incidents involving people who own Jeep products.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Stop 👏 Buying 👏 New 👏 Shit 👏

I could run a whole community on how to recycle, reuse, repurpose. Why the hell are people buying new cars?!

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Make that community. I'll join up.

Yup. Keeping old cars going on fossil fuels is so much better than millions of new cars being built every year, and in order for them to be built they ship them around the world to seperate facilities. I could go on and on

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[–] shininghero@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please do. But keep in mind, when I invariably get jump-scared by your infotainment system and crack my head on the car ceiling, I'm going to turn your revenue stream into my personal early retirement pension.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Oh don't be silly. It was YOU who got distracted! The laws are for thee, not me!

-The corporation, probably

[–] Punchshark@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

I'm curious what the customer agreement is for this? Is it in relatively plain sight or is this buried deep in the purchase agreement

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Guess I wont stop then. Kids crossing the road? Too bad, I don't wanna see the ads just because you have to get to the other side...

[–] source_of_truth@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Are they adding this shit to cars that didn't do that already?

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ok, I’ll bite.

Did OP just time travel 25 years and post something from Slashdot?

[–] OmgItBurns@discuss.online 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean fark.com is still kicking, last I checked. I feel like some of these old sites are the web equivalent of BIFL products.

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