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[–] MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think that comment works better the other way around.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Crazy that Village Idiot is one of the most coveted jobs in America.

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago

Agreed! Making sure I receive my Life-Saving Social Security Payment is a Job for Teenagers to get their Feet wet! REAL JOBS are the people yelling at me on the TV that I can EASILY survive without!

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