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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon is 33 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 26 points 3 days ago

I genuinely snorted at the "six figure jobs" bit.

Poor chap.

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (7 children)

What is a NEET?

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[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

OP sounds like THE person to found a tech startup, sell a load of bull, get rich off ephemeral VC money, cozy up to Trump and join the dismantling of the US.

US career advice AD2025. No brain cells or social skills necessary

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bullshitting seems like a social skill to me...

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[–] meowmeowbeanz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Speedrunning the NEET questline with 100% completion

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

https://fullstackopen.com/en/about

You're going to need a real part time job at a local store as well, until you learn enough to switch careers, good luck.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Manosphere/conspiracy theory podcaster.

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