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American Psycho, but with Code Editors (www.youtube.com)

submitted 10 months ago by mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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The dorky voice with an accent killed me

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[–] davel@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago

$ realpath $(which nano)
/usr/bin/pico
$

[–] trevor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Helix is best editor 😏

[–] beeb@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

It's like vim but with lsp support out of the box and the keybindings make sense

[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

True minimalism is ed

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_(software)

[–] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 10 months ago

I made a serious attempt at using ed(1) for a few weeks. Read the book by Michael Lucas and everything. In the end, I kind of do want to see the file I'm editing, etc. But, some features, or lack of features, stuck with me. Do I need a menu item to count words in the file? That's why we have wc -w after all. This can be said about a lot of functionality built into editors. It made me really appreciate the idea of programs that do one thing, and can be combined. But yes, in the end it was too much for me, mostly because I'm not good enough with coreutils.

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

The standard pysco editor

[–] mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr 2 points 10 months ago

I forgot about that one. Does anyone remember MSDOS editor? Fun times

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 10 months ago

I liked this premise. Nerd it up nerds. I’m also a vim user and anyone who disagrees can spend the weekend with Patrick Bateman. And Sublime Text. Come at me.

I kid, I kid.

[–] bobble86@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

GNU nano 👍

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

i'm a vim user and i feel attacked. lol

[–] soloner@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

VS code w/ vim extension. That's the answer.

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Eh vim can do anything vscode can do, so can emacs (and Emacs has both a vim mode and graphics!)

[–] soloner@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

So?

[–] ReakDuck@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Seems incomplete tho