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[–] Redditsux@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

LMAO. are they seroius?!!!!!!!

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn't look serious, but it is funny!

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[–] Breadhax0r@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This could absolutely be used to keep prisoners in prison, and also probably criminalize gay men.

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is Mississippi, what did you expect? Mississippi is one of the core Southern states.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Well, I kind of expected people to click the link to know why he filed it :(

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From erection to resurrection?

[–] tissek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I recommend the battle beast cover! It just sounds so much better to me with noora singing the lyrics

https://youtu.be/aKVZ3O2pYQs

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

..... So is he trolling or what?

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

He's screwing with conservatives, yes.

[–] MidRomney@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wouldn't this make more sense as "conception"?

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not if you understand what satire is.

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

To be fair, the article doesn’t give his party affiliation and if you’re just scrollin’ on by this sounds like it could easily be from a RWNJ who believes masturbation and sex for funsies are sins and the bible should be law. Wikipedia says he’s a dem; I know nothing about him but the quote from him doesn’t read to me as ‘every sperm is sacred.’ Then again it is Mississippi so before reading the actual bill I was only 51% sure it was satire.

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