this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2025
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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Now they posted pictures of his face, there's a chance his whole family is dead.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

It is the Sausage War all over again

[–] Loss@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

Any actual sources?

[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 0 points 18 hours ago

When an armored vehicle arrived for evacuation, the captive suddenly ran and hit his head on a concrete pillar, which rendered the prisoner unconscious, according to Ded.

They are so indoctrinated.... poor NK citizens

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 0 points 19 hours ago

the north korean attack sausage