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If your pet became president, what would be its first decree? (hexbear.net)
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My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.

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[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

All windows are to be opened at all times, and all screens removed.

All outdoor cats however, are to be sent to prison.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Nobody should visit anyone at home, as they bring unknown smells and force brave cats in good standing hide in a closet. meow-bug

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Bork! Bork! Bork-bork!

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

He would outlaw breaking dog biscuits in half.