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My dog would immediately deport all mailmen regardless of nationality. She deems them to be an existential threat.

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[-] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

He would outlaw breaking dog biscuits in half.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All windows are to be opened at all times, and all screens removed.

All outdoor cats however, are to be sent to prison.

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

Bork! Bork! Bork-bork!

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

I dunno they'd probably use our taxes to buy algae

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

Nobody should visit anyone at home, as they bring unknown smells and force brave cats in good standing hide in a closet. meow-bug

this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025

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