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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too much goo and you get cancer. Too little, cancer. But just the right amount of goo will cure just about anything except goo related cancers

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you know when enough goo becomes too much goo?

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Usually you'll know from all the cancer.

[–] kryptonidas@lemmings.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] Asetru@feddit.org 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I love that is says they should be locked inside not just placed they’re locked in the magic goo tube