The Onion

Mexican Coca-Cola may still have it. What they needed to do was stamp cocaine out as pills in Mexico so whether it’s 50 or whatever percent purity, it stays that way and dudes selling it have to do the pill game. There was these yellow monkey stamped ecstasy tablets back in 2010. that were just coke. But it was 8 to 10 bucks for 100 mg tablet and they weren’t completely pure. Most people using coke usually did half gram or more a night. People cooking crack dissolve it in water anyways.