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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I do that every time I eat pizza. One extra large... with sides!

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

They are fine, don't worry about it.

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what this means and I am to afraid to ask

[–] And009@reddthat.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, this ketchup is burning my ass

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

ketchup..?..on pizza...??

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Amazement and terror increases depending on which hole they use.

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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 10 months ago

You should check out sam o'nellas video on Tartare. Dude couldn't stop eating, food or not

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 4 points 10 months ago

Why? It doesn't seem terrifying or amazing to me. Maybe an eyebrow raise.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 4 points 10 months ago

I sometimes have a normal Pizza, Double Burger, Chili Cheese Nuggets, croquettes and Ben&Jerries.

One word: Mindestbestellwert. (Minimum order value)

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My little brother in HS was a bottomless pit. He played sports and went to the gym for extracurricular activities he was downing at LEAST 6000 calories a day. It was a wonder to watch. Kept our fridge empty while he lived with us.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Those are the guys who get fat after high school. They drop the "calories out" thing, still eat like a race horse, wonder what happened.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I usually do it over the course of 3 days

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

I'd call it cowmaxxing if it actually led to me putting on any weight 🤷‍♀️

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

It's me. I'm some human.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

If you compressed a 14” pizza into a ball it would probably be about the size of your head, so you should not eat one.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

I can eat multiple loaves of bread and multiple tens of oranges in the same time i can eat a large pizza

I dont think the pizza is the best benchmark for human eating

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